Stupid List 1

HORRIBLE Songs that I HATE that I know all the Words to:

1. "Too Close" by Next
2. "Wifey" by Next
3. "Umbrella" by Rihanna
4. "Tubthumping" by ChumbaWumba otherwise known as "I get knocked down, but I get up again. No, you're never gonna get me down."
5. "GHETTOut" by Changing Faces
6. "My Love is the Shhh!" – Somethin’ for the People
7. "Horse and Carriage" Cam'ron and Ma$e
8. ALL SONGS by 3LW Okay really just "No More" but yeah.. all and the Cheetah Girls spinoff
9. "Return of the Mack" Mark Morrison
10. Follow Me by whoever that douche bag is.
11. "Getting Jiggy Wit It" by Will Smith

Quote of the month!

Picture this.. my classroom, 7th period, with my neer-do-wells. We are reading a passage.. I have learned never to take vocabulary terms for granted... Intro.. quote of the week.

Me: So, does anyone know a jury is?

A couple of hands go up... I figure.. yeah this is easy.. i'll call on you Johnny-Be-Bad

Johnny: Yeah! It's something you wear around your neck!!


Sigh... this is the future of our nation.. Those who don't know the difference between jury and jewelry. :-\ AND it wasn't my country drawl... we read the word from the text.

but also the hilarious reason why I teach!!!

Taylor Lautner

Is Taylor Lautner undeniably attractive? YES. I mean, if you have seen New Moon, or any of the pictures from New Moon, or his body or anything having to do with his abs, arms, pecs, back, shoulders. well you get the point... . If you don't just look up!

I TOTALLY want him to be my little ManBoy crush.. I mean a little PYT that I can think is super de duper cute...and the added lust of feeling a little dirty about it. Kinda like when I was in college and saw the B2K video and.. well you know.

However, I can't simply get there with TayTay. He just feels like such a sexy lame.. and not in the ooh Sexy Nerdy kinda way.. where you wear glasses and know geeky computer stuff.. He's a sexy lame like. OMG I want you off of this screen cause you have a weirdo robotic voice.. like Doogie Howser.. but with Doogie Howser, I mean come on. he was a 16 y/o doctor.. it fit.. If Doogie had a body like Whoa.. we'd all have been confused then too as he typed away on the ORIGINAL BLOG! Think about it... yup.. (BTW. i loved Doogie Howser!)

But I digress. Tay also just feels stiff.. like I just wanna shake him up and make him dance.. jump around, scream or something... He's the guy in college that I'd invite out every time so that I could get him drunk and see what he's REALLY like.. Yet, I do not know Mr. Lautner... only as Jacob Black or Sharkboy through the screen...

But I certainly hopes he gets heart throb make over by the time he turns 21.. so he can come out as some sexy action star with no shirt and hot sexy scenes with some wild woman.. think Sliver w/ William Baldwin (who used to be my boo) or that kinda Matthew McConaughey sexy heat where you just wanna growl.. OR even better... my sexy boo from Grey's Anatomy Eric Dane... YES!!! Okay.. Tay has potential.. I certainly hope this is a summit and not a peak!

Hottest Shit of the Last Decade!!!!

These are my favorite moments of 2000-2009.

1. "They Work for Me"

2. Drop Down Low and Sweep the Flo Wit it!!

3. Crack is Wack !!

4. I wouldn't mind

5. I Was Rooting For YOU!!

6. I Can Transform Ya

7. The American Idol

Okay... thats off the top of my head... any you think need to be added!?!?

Happy 2010!!

200th post!!

How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. ~Annie Dillard

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
- Edith Lovejoy Pierce

This year is an opportunity for us to be better more productive. I am excited to love myself more and show that love for myself through the things that I do. I am going to use my days wisely and use my hours better.. and focus on completing the goals because I already know that things that will make me happy, I just have to do them. I am focused. I am ready. I hope that you will keep me motivated and support me... and I hope that I can be supportive to you.

Thank you so much for making 2009 a year that I can say I loved because I was shown great love and support... This blog has become a place where I feel that I have bared my soul and my heart and become really honest and upfront apologetically about my life, my wants, my experiences and I appreciate you for taking the ride with me. I love you!


1. I have decided to fix my social void I am going to be putting myself out there more.. outside my normal patters and behaviors outside my normal activities and doing more things.

Update on 101 in 1001

I had a service I appreciated so I am going to write the thank you card RIGHT Now.

I still don't have a penpal BUT I wrote another letter to a friend :-) Have to put that in the mail today.

I bought a scrapbook album and now I get to fill it as a Christmas gift soooo that is towards the goal of getting my creative juices flowing.

I am still working on my writing prompts and still writing.

I am going rock climbing in February with one of my BFFs and hopefully some other people.

CPR class scheduled for March 6th.

this list has been a great impetus that keeps me focused on what I want to do with my life and how I want to spend my days...

READERS. I need you. SOS

How can I say "putting myself out there more" in one word?

I need to name my theme for 2010.