You need to geta life

I am sick of trifling ass negroes. How do you try to holla at all of the women you know in an organization and then you run for office and you want those same women to work on your campaign? Not to mention that this campaign has brought out the family man in you when no one knew your ass was even married. Now you want to invite me to volunteer for your campaign, and go to your meeting, where I am supposed to pretend like you are a good upstanding citizen?? You know, and its not that I'm hating on philanderers. I'm not, I mean Bill "hit" Monica and I didn't care. I didn't even judge Hill for staying.. an agreement is an agreement. I can respect a married man who says.. "Look, i got a wife, we got some kids, i love them a lot, but you look good and I'm trying to hit.. you down?" (and I use the word "respect" loosely)

but when you go around for years acting like you are so single aint nobody know you had a wife and kids.... cause you aint never worn a ring, and you sent me an e-mail about how gooood I looked at an event... Then you put your name on a ballot and start going to pageant practice and acting like Mr. Cleaver??? Negro please, kick rocks. Your wife deserves better, the electorate deserves better.. and you need to know that we see right through you.. we aint stunting you. and if you try to break fly one more time you will get told about yourself...


I have worked out. I slacked last week. At last count i was 149!!! Whoohooo..

And you still have a job?

Now, I don't want ANYONE to lose his or her job, but I am definitely wondering how the following people have kept their vocation in these tough times.

1. How come n she keep her job?? I mean I can't come to work drunk!! I can't be high and unintelligible while I perform my work duties, and All the hell she has to do is sit, listen, and say her opinion. No real thought involved. She gets PAID to do this ish. THey even hired her replacement, but kept her! WTF. Paula has got to go. I mean she is clearly on drugs, offers no good opinions and obviously cannot sing.

Okay. That's the only person I can think of at the moment, but rest assured. I will think of more and you will be the first to know!


So I think I realized that I am a lame. I have always known that I was a nerd. Well, actually, I used to be cool, but face it cool is relative. When you get bussed to a gifted school on the Northside, and you are the only kid who can dance, you are cool. But, amongst the kids at summer camp, or uhhh at WYHS, I was pretty much a nerd. Looking back, this has been my reality. It probably began when I was in 3rd grade and realized I could save time if I headed my papers everyday on the bus instead of waiting until I got to school. That way I would have the papers at the front of my Trapper Keeper and be ready to go as soon as we got an assignment. Yeah. I know.

There are many other moments of extreme lamity, but I am starting to think that I am not just lame cause I do lame things, but because I don't do anything that is super cool. I mean lets think about it. I dont wear cool clothes ( I am told this daily). I may have fabulous hair, but its not a super trendy Rihanna-esque cut. I collect cows, hippos and UglyDolls. I use text language in everyday speech daily. I take my lunch to work everyday. I still heart Janet Jackson. I listen to whats on the radio. I dont have any super cool underground tracks that I can put you on to. I don't even read celebrity blogs or watch many YouTube videos. I dont even have a cool job, with a cool title and a swanky business card. And if you come down to visit, or visit the Chi, I'm going to have to ask someone else where to take you to go out, because I don't have a clue. Funky Buddha? Compound? Meh.

But I think I'm cool with it, I'll just listen to Keri Hilson and Beyonce and shrug my shoulders when people bring up the members of Tribe or those other cool kid groups.

Oooh wait. I got one thing thats cool.. A Bua picture, signed! But I haven't even put it in a frame. Wack.


Is this a baby hippo or a humongous turtle?

It aint tricking if you got it

I have been bumming around the idea of "It aint tricking if you got it" for a while. I mean what does that mean? I have called some bitches "tricks" in the past. And I know that prostitutes turn tricks. But the man is a john. So who's got it? So I bring this up at a meeting of the minds with fellow teachers and finally figured out. That the hoes aint tricking men out of their money if they have so much money that it does not matter.

But how f*in dumb are these mofos on the songs to be to say ooh girl you aint tricking me out of these dollars with sex cause I'm so rich it doesnt matter? I mean who pays for sex. Okay tons of people. But I mean come on... like paying for sex, whether its on the corner, or from craigslist, or at the Bunny Ranch is just soo damn lame. I mean get a life, and get some ass the proper way. Yeah I hear you intellectual negroes saying "But K, men already pay for sex when they purchase a woman dinner, or take her out on a date. Buy her gifts, provide for her and what about a wedding ring. All of this is a society exchange we have agreed with and bought into with a woman's duties including sex (along with laundry and cooking) and a husband's duty being to provide (along with taking out the trash and fixing stuff.)

But come on, thats just chivalry. And besides if you gotta go out of your budget to get some ass you stupid anyway. And if you are impressing a girl with nice dinners so you can get ass you a lame too. (Like Keri Hilson said "You dont even know me and you wanna take me shopping, you a lame, i can tell it aint big shit poppin. You turning me off.")

I mean I think its a cool saying. I like to sing it along with T.I., but at face value. That shit is stupid.

Did you get the same thing from the phrase?

10k or bust!

So things are going well. I am working out ALOT. I am actively training for a 10k. I never thought I would want to run 5.2 miles, but I am actually doing it. YAY me! So that has me working out at least 5 times a week... running more and more each day. The race is April 25th! I am feeling much better since working out, and I have gotten some wonderful compliments from the people at work about how FABULOUS I look. Either way, the gut is going do twn, and i am feeling good about that.

I'll keep you posted.