Crazy Courtiers

So, I've been reading historical fiction lately, which I knew was a gamble because I love love love history and when you start writing about it with a fictional twist, I'm thinking damn I need to google all of this shit so I can see whats true and what's not... so I do alot of googling, but I've caught the vapors with The Other Boleyn Girl and The Constant Princess by Philippa Gregory.  I am all into the scandal of the court.  I mean when I think about the fact that all your life is lived in a palace and so you are trying to angle your way into the best marriage with the best person, and you can't move and meet some new folks and if the king says so.. it is.. DAYUM. I dont know if I could handle that....

Also. Anne Boleyn was a bitch... I feel like that Kanye verse in Deuces goes straight to her!!  She was trippin.. so overwhelmed with power and shit.. that she was a BITCH!!! 

I mean seduce a king.. become queen and end up with your head in a basket.. hot damn.. I feel bad for the chic.. but she kinda got what she deserved.  oops.

boredom is a bitch

1. Last beverage: rum and coke

2. Last phone call: ericka

3. Last text message: eric

4. Last song you listened to: Falling to Pieces by Script

5. Last time you cried: in bed two weeks ago


6. Dated someone twice: yes

7. Been cheated on: yes

8. Kissed someone & regretted it: No.

9. Lost someone special: Yup

10. Been depressed: indeed

11. Been drunk and threw up: Yes.


12. Purple

13. Blue

14. coral


15. Made a new friend: Yes

16. Fallen out of love: Yes

17. Laughed until you cried: Indeed

18. Met someone who changed you: all time time.. bringing out the best.

19. Found out who your true friends were: Yes

20. Found out someone was talking about you: uhhh, except this isnt 9th grade and i dont give a damn.

21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Yes. a few of them ;-)

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life? 98%

23. How many kids do you want? 2

24. Do you have any pets? nopers, but almost bought a hamster the other day

25. Do you want to change your name? only if it's to hers.

26. What did you do for your last birthday? HS reunion

27. What time did you wake up today? 6:35am

28. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: our date

30. Last time you saw your Mother: last weekend

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: my arm flab.

32. How many times have you made cookies? more than I can count

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? Yes.

34. Who is getting on your nerves now? everyone under 21

35. Most visited webpage: Gmail

36. Whats your real name: If you are reading this you should know.

37. Nicknames: Babe, Karma, Kam, and other stuff.

38. Relationship Status: Single

39. Zodiac sign: Lusty Leo

40. Male or female?: Female

41. Primary School?: was awesome

42. Secondary School?: was awesome

43. High school/college? finished both.

44. Hair color: brown

45. Tall or short: medium

46. Height: 5'4

47. Do you have a crush on someone?: indeed

48: What do you wanna do right now? number 47

49. Piercings: yup

50: Tattoos: 1

51. Righty or lefty: right


52. First surgery: Wisdom teeth

53. First piercing: Ears... don't remember how old.

54. First best friend online: my same bff offline

55. First sport you joined: gymnastics

56. First vacation: Baltimore, MD


58. First pair of trainers: training wheels... never had em... training bra.. never had one either.


59. Eating: Nothing.

60. Drinking: Nothing.

61. I'm about to: check my phone

62. Listening to: Colbert Report

63. Waiting for: nothing

64. Want kids?: yup

65. Get married?: one day

66. Career: indeed

67. Lips or eyes: can I look in your eyes as I'm kissing your lips?

68. Hugs or kisses: Hug me while I kiss you please

69. Shorter or taller: shorter

70. Older or Younger: older

71. Romantic or spontaneous: romantically spontaneous

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: both

73. Sensitive or loud: huh?

74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship

(where's 75?)

76. Kissed a stranger: yup

77. Drank hard liquor: yup

78. Lost glasses/contacts: Nope.

79. Paid for the first date: yes. for her...

80. Broken someone's heart: yup

81. Broken someone's hip? Nope

82. Been arrested: nope

83. Turned someone down: Yes

84. Cried when someone died: Yes

85. Fallen for a friend: Yes


86. Yourself: sometimes

87. ghosts? not sure

88. Love at first sight: not for me..

89. Heaven: is right here on earth

90. Santa Claus: is in your heart

91. Kiss on the first date: i hope so

92. Angels and demons: No

93. Your Future?: yup


94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No

95. Did you sing today?: yup

96. Ever got cheated on?: yup

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: ummmmmmm Pyramid completion.. .

98. The moment you would choose to relive?: last night...

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: No

100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths?: No

josephine baker haiku

fearless and topless
ripe banana fashioned skirt
blackness = confidence

Yo Yo Yo

So my minister left the church in September.. and church just hasn't been the same. So I haven't been going and I have totally completely missed having my weekly nourishment. I mean, I read and I journal and I pray everyday, but something about having a spiritual teacher give you a message once a week just makes a difference..

So without my weekly word.. I've found myself detached, off center, just messed up in the game... and I have found myself dwelling on the things that I don't like about my life.. both small and large... whether it be... the annoying fact that my fingernails are weak and brittle, or the check engine light on my car...or the different relationships that I am over critiquing to my personal demise... and that shit is stupid.

Focus on negative and what do you get? more negative..

so bump that.. let me tell you some of the awesomeness I got going..

1. my mommy is the best.

2. I got new perfume

3. I got new plants and they are beautifully odd

4. I got new chucks!

5. I get to spend 50 hours a week doing what I love to do with people who I truly truly do love.

6. I have friends and family who call me just to say I was thinking about you.

7. I have money. well enough to do what I need to do and some of what I want.

8. I got treated to free meals yesterday :-)) WOOT WOOT!

9. My friends trust me.

10. I wake up happy. And go to sleep happy.

11. She is the shit!! For real. :-)

12. Her legs... yes!!!!!!!!!!!

13. I went to spoken word and the poet actually said "I'm going to twix on your mounds" as a part of his sex poem and it was HILARIOUS. I bust up laughing.. hahahaha small moments kick ass.


Okay, I don't love cooking, but I LOVE eating home cooking and it finally dawned on me that I can cook... I can make some good stuff.. with simple ingredients.. maybe it's a little overdone, maybe a little too hot, maybe cajun but HEY.. I love eating food that I made cuase I know exactly what's in it.. I know exactly what i'm eating and I know I am doing myself and my wallet a favor. .I cooked two new things this week. GO ME! :-)