I can't quite put my finger in it

So I was listening to "I'm Fuckin you tonight" by Notorious BIG and R. Kelly and he gets to the line and says "finger fuckin in the park" and I was thinking oooh that is soooo high school. So, what do you think... Is there an age when you need to grow up and stop just finger fuckin in the park??

My new favorite song

http://www.imeem.com/backyy/music/_7KM-G-s/dj-class-ft-jermaine-dupri-trey-songz-im-the-ish-remix/

My new favorite song

http://www.imeem.com/backyy/music/_7KM-G-s/dj-class-ft-jermaine-dupri-trey-songz-im-the-ish-remix/

Fatimals :-)



I have an obsession with shows like Inside Brookhaven Obesity Clinic and Half Ton Mom, Half Ton Dad and Half Ton Teen and I Eat 33,000 Calories a Day and oh yeah World's Fattest Man. But I find super morbid obesity interesting and not funny. Obesity is on the rise and it has led to so many deaths in the Black community that I can't even laugh at that. I mean I feel like we definitely gotta work it out.

That said, I think that there is one part of the obesity epidemic that I CAN laugh at.. and that is FAT ASS ANIMALS!! Enjoy. the picture above is clearly photoshop LOL :-)



I think this little girl might get a hernia.

Kosher Coke For Passover

I want Kosher coke for Passover. I want it because it has real sugar. Talk about a healthier life. No High Fructose Corn Syrup. REAL DEAL sugar. That's what I'm talking about
no leavening agents added. So if you see some regular Coke
with a yellow cap- Buy it and I'll pay you double.
For more Info:
http://offthebroiler.wordpress.com/2009/03/27/kosher-for-passover-coke-its-the-real-thing-baby/

Why you gotta act....

like you aint black? I mean really Rashida Jones. Really?? You know yo daddy is black. Quincy is soo black he invented the Soul Card. But there you are in I Love You, Man acting like you are white. You don't have a single black friend, and at your wedding there is no one black. It is casually mentioned that your dad is out of the picture, but damn, every little mixed girl got that
cousin that loved you or that aunt that got in touch with you once you grew up cause she knew growing up your daddy was trifling! You should be ashamed. I mean this is worse than when J.Lo was Italian in Maid in Manhattan, or the Wedding Planner.. or whatever. It's 2009, passing don't get you less whoopins, that good job in the office, or the right to vote any more boo. Passing is played.


P.S. The movie was pretty good though.

Act Like a Lady, Think like a Man

Okay, this is all the buzz. Chics have blogged about it, millions have purchased it, even Oprah repped it on her show. So I figured I would check it out (for free) while I was in the Chi... And I thought, hmmm this is not worth purchasing. Most of this is just the same advice you will get from a level headed dude you already know, who respects you enough to real talk you.

But, go Steve, tell your story, make your money and the Ignorance Quotient was relatively low (unlike some mornings on his radio show). UNTIL I got to the part where Steve says that a man wants to protect his woman. Okay, true true. He includes an anecdote from his personal life to bolster this point. Apparently his wife is the spontaneous, adrenaline junkie type, who goes scuba diving, bungee jumping etc. Well I guess I should say WAS the spontaneous type, because apparently because Steve can't "protect" her in these situations she has given it up. No argument, she is just thankful that he cares so much about her.

Give me a damn break. You met her like that, that is who she is, and so how is it okay to advocate for her to not do something that she loves and has loved before you came along cause you can't handle it. That's some Grade A Bullshit. If I decide to marry Bear Grylls, how am I gonna be mad that he keeps parachuting in the jungle and say.. Baby you should just be glad I care about you. That's unnacceptable. Just like a man aint giving up his sports, he's not giving up his homies, I wouldnt give up a piece of me to keep that ego from cracking.

This is why you're fat

www.thisiswhyyourefat.com


Gross.